So what do you do when what should have been only 12 hours of travelling turns into 21?
(oh and that travelling involves a 7 month pregnant woman and her 20 month old, alone-ie no husband).
You:
1) cry at the ticket counter at 5:45 in the morning when they tell you missed the check in time by 3 min. (even though you got up at 2:30 in the morning after going to bed at midnight) because you had to drive 2 1/2 hours to even get to the airport.
2) Buy your son socks (because you forgot to pack them in your carry-0n because he was in his Pj's when you left the house at 2:30am) for $5, which is more than you would EVER spend on ONE pair of socks. Stupid Airport.
3) Buy your son a baseball (at least it was rubber) that he can throw at people and make them trip as they pass by (this is after he was pointing at the SIGN on the store that had a football and basketball lodged in it, saying ball, ball, ball for 25 min straight insisting that you get it for him.)
4) Spend a ridiculous amount of $$ on food since you are trapped in an airport with a baby and are bored.
5) Let your 20 month old eat a whole bag of Twizzlers on the plane because it keeps him quiet.
6) Let your son break the airline headphones because it is keeping him entertained, even though you really wanted to watch the movie they were showing (at least they were free).
7) Laugh when you get a bloody nose on the plane because your son "honked" your nose...and then laugh (only on the inside) that you can't get up because you are stuck between 2 business men so you have to page the flight attendant to bring you tissues.
8) Put Pepsi in your son's bottle and let him drink because again it will keep him quiet while you and your mom get lost driving back at 11pm from the airport that is 2 hours away from her house that you had to fly into because United Airlines is lame and couldn't get you into Traverse City.
Well, that's what I would do IF that ever happened to me.
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